Doctors V Nurses

As discussions of a new hospital in Jersey take place, local Doctors propose the introduction of an ‘entry fee’ that will go directly into their pockets, as they don’t think the salary gap between th...
Fort Regent, the glorious 'blanket of beauty' covering the old fort

War!

Public Sector workers have invaded Fort Regent, declaring war on the Island after negotiations with the States broke off. Demanding an increase in pay, the public Sector has declared war on Private S...

Petition to Censor Corbiere Lighthouse.

It came to the attention of a local group of concerned mothers that Corbiere lighthouse, and the rock formation around it, looks like a fairly excitable Yogi Bear lying on his back. They have started...

Donkey Meat Scandal in Guernsey

Citizens of Guernsey were shocked to discover that there may be traces of mule in their processed meat, bought from local supermarkets across the Island. Investigations and tests have begun on burger...
Reenactment.

Flasher strikes in Gorey

An elderly resident of Gorey Village had quite a shock this morning as she took her trip to the newsagent when she was flashed by an anonymous, bearded man in a long jacket and dark glasses. Police a...
Disclaimer: Not actual hat.

Local Man buys Hat!

A local man, Ted Le Rabet-Labey Du Vibert, bought a new hat this afternoon and, according to our on scene reporter, he is ‘absolutely thrilled’. Eye-witness accounts suggest that the hat was bought f...